me: i'm gonna draw every day because i know that is the only way i can improve my art
me: *watches youtube, netflix, anime, and reads manga for months in bed*
me: i'm a piece of shit
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Lewis: Who am I?
Tolkien: A tree
Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
white blood cells are metal as fuck they spawn from your bones and they immediately seek and destroy anything that they just dont fucking like and then a few days later they die that’s so fucking punk rock